omg what video is this?
However awful I feel for laughing at her, I cannot stop doing it.
I just watched the god awful shite that is this video. Is this really happening? Is this an actual song that people are listening to, or is it a pisstake?
(Source: heyfunniest)
…on some things that I have learnt.
Florence IS a girls name, and Florence Nightingale was a girl. Also, her name was not Sir Francis Nightingale.
Sometimes.
Stop knocking on my door little boy, it’s weird, go away. No, you can not rub my tummy. WHO ASKS THIS????? Okay he may be little. I don’t know how old he is. But GO AWAY.
Also, I hate reading people posting little snippets of their life like it’s a little story, trying to be all sincere and all ‘oooooh, everything is perfect’. Oh just go away. It makes me cringe, and you sound like a dick.
Columbo did not discover that the world was round.
That is all.
Good song, funny video!
Pound coins are not made of gold.
Nelson Mandela is not the actor in Bruce Almighty.
We did not use our appendix to digest grass when we were monkeys, and monkeys do not even eat grass.
Winston Churchhill is not ‘That man with the boat’.
You do not have to change your name to Smeaton to be the keeper of Smeaton’s Tower.
Eating soap will not help you see further down the bath hole.
Gordon Brown is allowed to be the Prime Minister of England, even though he is Scottish.
The Swan is not the third largest land mammal in Africa.
